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All purchases made on our website or through our phone service are non-refundable and non-transferable. This means that once a purchase is made, we are unable to refund, replace, or reschedule the tickets for you.
Our shows are highly interactive and we cannot be held responsible for incidental damages as a result of our show. Seeing one of our interactive productions is at your own risk.
Attendees are hereby advised that Dillstar Productions, Inc. may be photographing, videotaping or webcasting portions throughout this production. By attending the production, you acknowledge these activities and agree to allow your image to be used by Dillstar Productions, Inc. in publications, on its website, for marketing and in promotional materials. Attendees and invites waive all claims against Dillstar Productions, Inc. for any liability resulting from these uses.
Attendees are prohibited from recording any production with personal video/audio equipment or other recording devices (i.e. cell phones, digital or film cameras or tape recorders) without the express written consent of Dillstar Productions, Inc. Failure to comply with this mandate will result in ejection of the attendee.
The music heard on this site is used for satirical purposes only where appropriate and as governed by the United States Copyright Office “Fair Use Doctrine”. The sound clips on this website do not exceed 14 seconds in length and are intended solely for parody. The sounds are the intellectual property of their respective publishing companies and writers. Dillstar Productions makes no claim of ownership on any music heard on our website.
Use of Site.
Content on the Site may be displayed and printed solely for your personal, non-commercial use. You may not reproduce, copy, sell, resell or otherwise exploit this Site, or any portion of this Site, without the express prior written consent of Dillstar Productions (Dillstar) No part of any content, form or document may be reproduced in any form or incorporated into any information retrieval system, electronic or mechanical, other than for your personal use (but not for resale or redistribution). We reserve the right to refuse service, terminate accounts, and/or cancel orders in our sole discretion. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your password(s). In the event of a breach of security through your account, you will be liable for unauthorized use until you notify us at firstname.lastname@example.org
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Fees and Payments.
Dillstar Productions. will charge your credit card for reservations or merchandise purchases you choose to make on our website. Dillstar reserves the right to cancel or suspend all purchases or reservations made in our Box Office if any of the following provisions exist: Non-Compliance with our posted terms and conditions, Infringement on our intellectual properties, Failure to pay agreed amounts, Fraudulent purchases, and/or Rejection of payment form.
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Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion of certain warranties or the limitation or exclusion of liability for incidental or consequential damages. Accordingly, some of the above limitations may not apply to you.
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Miscellaneous Legal Provisions.